A Little Bit of Dave in Every Bite

Wendy’s restaurant has been in a steady decline since the death of founder and spokesperson Dave Thomas in 2002. In an attempt to fill the void left by the loveable founder Wendy’s executives came up with a new ad campaign “The Unofficial Spokesman of Wendy’s” featuring Mr. Wendy.

Mr Wendy and his unofficial ways enraged consumers who quickly turned their back on the fast food chain. The body of actor Roger Eschbacher who played the much detested Mr. Wendy was found earlier this past summer in an abandoned warehouse; stripped naked with hands and feet bound to a chair. Eschbacher was found face down in a large bowl of Wendy’s chili. An autopsy revealed the contents of Eschbacher’s stomach to contained 2 gallons on Frosty ice cream and 37 partially digested but barely chewed spicy chicken sandwiches. The police have ruled the death as accidental choking and regard the case as closed.

News of the death of the Unofficial Spokesman of Wendy’s sent the fast food executives scrambling to find a replacement. In an attempt to recapture their market they tapped the only resource they had, Dave Thomas. Wendy’s saw their stock return from the nose dive of recent months with new commercials features the late Dave Thomas a-la Weekend at Bernie’s.


Hoping to further capitalize on the late fast food founder giant, Wendy’s has just recently rolled out their new campaign, “A Little Bit of Dave in Every Bite”. With this campaign the new menu items include:
- Dave’s Five Finger Chili
- Dave’s Big Back Bacon Classic
- Fillet O’ Dave
- Baked Potato with sour cream, bacon, chives and bits of real Dave.

Executives hope that this will give them the boost they need to put them on top of the fast food industry. One top executive was quoted as saying, “We listen to our customers, they wanted Dave Thomas and we’re going to give him to them.”

The Chronicles of a Mordant Orange and a Coconut Named George - 3/22/05

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The Chronicles of a Mordant Orange and a Coconut Named George
The Daily web comic strip by: Mike Bannon

The adventures of an orange (Orangedeath) and a coconut (George).

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I'm a big Weezer fan. The blue album was one of the first CD's I bought and I've been a fan ever since.

The New CD - Make Believe is coming out May 10th, 2005



This CD has been a while coming, can't wait!

The First Single is Beverly Hills.

With a new CD comes a tour. Here's a link to confirmed shows so far:
Tour Info Here

Look Behind you - New strips posted in the past

I was running a couple days behind. I've gone back and posted new Mordant Orange strips for Saturday and Sunday.

I'm only one day behind now... hopefully I'll get caught up tomorrow.

The Chronicles of a Mordant Orange and a Coconut Named George - 3/21/05

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The Chronicles of a Mordant Orange and a Coconut Named George
The Daily web comic strip by: Mike Bannon

The adventures of an orange (Orangedeath) and a coconut (George).

FUNPAK - Week 7 Review

Last Week's Winner: Gruesomestein's Monsters

This Week's Show Featured: The Manly Bee, Sidekick, The Miracle Koala and The 9th Life of Sherman Phelps.

I give up!

I've tried to write the review for Week 7, three times now, my computer is a heap of infected garbage. Everytime I try to publish my post my computer just turns off.

Anyways I've decided that this week's show was not worth writing again. I've decided to change up the format instead. Here's hoping it won't be a fourth time!

Unless things go differently then they have in the past Sidekick is going to put up win #3. Sidekick has faced all three shows and beaten them all. I personally don't get what people see in this show.

Once again I'm going to go against the grain and with a show that probably won't win.

Vote: The 9th Life of Sherman Phelps


The 9th Life Of Sherman Phelps

Cloak and Stagger - Sherman and Ronald do a tune-up on Mr. Titi's spy car that is until Ronald becomes possessed by ghosts and tries to finish Sherman off.

I'm really warming up to this series. It was the only show this week worth the 5 minutes it took to watch it. Fun to watch and the theme song was stuck in my head all day...and that's a good thing!

Todd Kauffman one of the creators on both Sherman Phelps and Sidekick was interviewed by Aaron Simpson at Cold Hard Flash about Sidekick and Flash; the program used to create both series. Check it out:

Part 1
Part 2

Cast your vote at YTV.
Remember to watch Thursdays at 7:30 pm EST (Repeated Tuesday's at 9:30 pm EST and Saturday's at 11:00pm EST)

Previous Week (Winner - Gruesomestein's Monsters)

Week 5 (Winner - Rotting Hills)
Week 4 (Winner - Sidekick)
Week 3 (Winner - The Manly Bee)
Week 2 (Winner - Sidekick)
Week 1 (Winner - Gruesomestein's Monsters)

The Chronicles of a Mordant Orange and a Coconut Named George - 3/20/05

(click so you can make out the words!)

The Chronicles of a Mordant Orange and a Coconut Named George
The Daily web comic strip by: Mike Bannon

The adventures of an orange (Orangedeath) and a coconut (George).

Star Wars Episode III - The Love Boat

I've never been a huge fan of Star Wars, I respect the movies from a special effects standpoint and how it's advanced the movie industry as a whole but other than that I'll pass on the series.

I haven't followed Episode III closely but whenever I see an article in the paper I'll stop and read it. It usually had something to do with the movie being pushed back another year. But when I read this:

"It's not like the old Star Wars," Lucas told theatre owners at the ShoWest convention. "This one's a little bit more emotional. We like to describe it as Titanic in space. It's a tearjerker."

And I thought the ending of Episode II was cheesy, Episode III is going to block me up so bad I may never be able to go to the bathroom again.

The only way I'll be crying in Episode III is if Jar Jar Binks dies. I'll be laughing so hard I'll start to cry.

Watch the Trailer