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I've always found myself amusing, now it's time to expand on that audience. Created to develop an incredible ego and delusional sense of grandeur. It's all about me...come enjoy!

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Day 2 : Tires and Free Beef

I heard this on the radio yesterday and I could hardly believe what I was hearing. Free beef with your tire purchase. Where I come from these two items have never dared to cross paths. By the look on Les' face I can tell that this man is serious about selling tires.

And also knows that any God fearing American would never pass up the opportunity for free beef. Especially dried beef.

I'm sure its only a matter of time before Les and tire and beef empire storm into Canada and conquer the entire retail tire market.

And I can't wait.

MMMmmm.. All Beef Tires...


Friday, February 11, 2005

I'm here....Now where is my luggage

I was delayed leaving Toronto and almost missed my connecting flight. My luggage never made it to Boise. I wasn't too panicked because I was pretty sure that it would come in on the next flight and I didn't need anything I had in that bag right away anyways.

I spent a half hour trying to tell the lost luggage guy what colour my bag was.

Me: "Its a black gym bag with a bit of red on it"

Tom: "Okay its a brown bag"

Me: "No its black with red on it"

Tom: "Ohh my mistake, so you said it was red"

Me: "No its black with a bit of red"

Tom: " Okay, black with a bit of red. I got it"

Me: "Great thanks"

I get my receipt and don't check it until I'm out in the car, baggage description: RED.

On my plane ride to Idaho ... I swear... I sat beside a guy who has a friend who is a traveling potato salesman. He flies around selling extra large potatoes. His big client is the outback steakhouse. I had to laugh to myself.

No tatter tot lei on arrival
No signs of snow for me snowboarding on with my yet to arrive luggage
No sign of Napoleon Dynamite or anyone that looks or acts remotely close

Worst vacation every.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

I'm off...

It's 4:30 in the morning, I'm heading off to the airport now. Bring on Boise. I'm tired, I didn't get to bed until 2:30 because I had to stay up late and pack. I was up late packing because I had to watch the final of the Amazing Race which I taped and already knew the outcome too (thank-you Darcy!!) but had to watch anyway.

I'm sure I'll get got up on my sleep flying from east to west...wait a minute.. dammit... It's going to be a long day.

I expect to be greeted getting off the plane in Idaho with a lei made out of tatter tots and twine, anything less than that will start this vacation out on the wrong foot.

I may or may not post while I'm out there. Don't worry though I've brought my digital camera which I may or may not use. You can be sure of one thing, pictures or not when I come back I'll be able to describe it to you in such vivid detail that pictures won't do it justice. You can expect something like, "It was fun", "I was drunk", "Pretty good", "Gluttony", "Bible belt wackos" to pretty much sum up my trip.

Side note to anyone from Idaho:

Why isn't there an Official or even an unofficial Napoleon Dynamite tour I could take while I was there. Someone is missing out on some easy money.

"What the heck do you think I mean....Gosh!"

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

How many do you have?

Pitchforkmedia.com recently released a list of the top 100 albums from 2000-2004 as part of a retrospective of the first half of 2000. Some might argue that this really should be done after 2005 because that is half way, those people can't do math, 2000 to 2004 is 5 years, half a decade.

Check out the list. See what you have that's on the list. What you missed and should check out.

I have 20 out of 100 of these cd, not too shabby.

1, 3, 6, 8, 11, 16, 21, 27, 32, 34, 39, 40, 45, 47, 58, 62, 71, 89, 94 & 99

Monday, February 07, 2005

Anonymous Posting

I've turned on anonymous posting. So go ahead and feel free to post a comment, now you don't need to go through the hassle of signing up for an account so you can post and creating a site like this.

You should be warned that just because its anonymous it still wont stop me from finding out who you are, where you live, why you think its okay sample the cool whip in the supermarket when you think no one is looking and put it back on the shelf. I'll hunt you down and thanking you personally for posting on my site

(Is this thing on.....why is no one posting... I feel like I'm talking to myself... I hope someone comments on this...I'm soo lonely...I hope they hire someone new at the animal shelter so I can get another cat...who are they to tell me that I have too many cats already.)